| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #659 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #394 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #189 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 8 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #331 | bath ball gift set | 15 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #296 | bottle of Blank-Out | 40 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #83 | corrupted data | 287 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #369 | dill | 105 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #463 | ghost cucumber | 97 |
| #1843 | herringcello | 2 |
| #246 | motivational poster | 16 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #490 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #289 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6102 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #657 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |