| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1311 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #659 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #1704 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #394 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #189 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 8 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #331 | bath ball gift set | 15 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #296 | bottle of Blank-Out | 40 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #83 | corrupted data | 287 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #369 | dill | 105 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #463 | ghost cucumber | 97 |
| #1843 | herringcello | 2 |
| #247 | motivational poster | 16 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #491 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #289 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #353 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |