| #294 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique record album | 4 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #163 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #194 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #15 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #177 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #68 | lump of coal | 13 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #63 | magic lamp | 24 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | oil lamp | 4,740 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged cloth | 2 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #114 | waterlogged metal | 8 |
| #134 | waterlogged stuffing | 5 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |