| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbuck | 2,572 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |