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| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2159 | Crimbuck | 23 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #75 | blood of the Wereseal | 20 |
| #464 | bone chips | 27 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #119 | chintzy seal pendant | 10 |
| #114 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #26 | frozen seal spine | 5 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #229 | hellseal claw | 121 |
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| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #35 | orange | 3,909 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #232 | orange candy heart | 182 |
| #32 | orange snowcone | 630 |
| #30 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 72 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #200 | seal tooth | 100 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #84 | seal-brain elixir | 20 |
| #336 | seal-clubbing club | 110 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #71 | shot of orange schnapps | 100 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #149 | smoked potsherd | 6 |
| #160 | snowball | 4 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #258 | sugar sheet | 6 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 27 |
| #269 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 33 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #378 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 18 |
| #658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Hellion | 16 |
| #434 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 16 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #330 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 19 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 17 |
| #513 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 15 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 19 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 19 |
| #249 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 16 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 17 |
| #400 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 39 |
| #603 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 27 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #233 | tiny plastic demoninja | 26 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #468 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 15 |
| #444 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 16 |
| #379 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 18 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #324 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 20 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #652 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 26 |
| #497 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 33 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #605 | tiny plastic goth giant | 12 |
| #478 | tiny plastic grue | 33 |
| #296 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 21 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #450 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 35 |
| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #845 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #558 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #587 | tiny plastic mosquito | 28 |
| #462 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 16 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #561 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 30 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #482 | tiny plastic scary clown | 15 |
| #277 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 14 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #366 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 18 |
| #474 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 33 |
| #367 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 18 |
| #529 | tiny plastic stab bat | 31 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #390 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 24 |
| #435 | tiny plastic taco cat | 16 |
| #476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
| #312 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 13 |
| #556 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #286 | tiny plastic warwelf | 22 |
| #358 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 19 |
| #499 | tiny plastic zmobie | 14 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |