| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1282 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #170 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #85 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #138 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 454 |
| #179 | festive sausage | 15 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #104 | incense bath ball | 10 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #110 | old sweatpants | 661 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #105 | radium-flavored potato chips | 631 |
| #212 | s'more | 88 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #162 | sugar shard | 17 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #86 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #128 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 484 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |