| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #87 | Black No. 2 | 155 |
| #119 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 67 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1085 | awful poetry journal | 23 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #543 | bat wing | 13 |
| #343 | batblade | 8 |
| #785 | batgut | 10 |
| #414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #97 | black & tan | 67 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #112 | black forest cake | 61 |
| #103 | black forest ham | 51 |
| #24 | black greaves | 136 |
| #25 | black helmet | 125 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #354 | black pension check | 8 |
| #82 | black pepper | 74 |
| #334 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #77 | black pudding | 71 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #29 | black shield | 130 |
| #101 | black snake skin | 110 |
| #33 | black sword | 128 |
| #638 | blackberry | 5 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #15 | blackberry galoshes | 39 |
| #89 | blackberry moccasins | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1044 | blue pixel | 9 |
| #456 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 8 |
| #563 | bottle of alcohol | 2 |
| #691 | bottle of gin | 13 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #83 | bowl of cottage cheese | 365 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #450 | cardboard wakizashi | 3 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #410 | catgut | 13 |
| #941 | chaos butterfly | 49 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |