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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #496 | balaclava baklava | 3 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3618 | candy cane | 3 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1097 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #167 | foon | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #264 | furry pants | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1933 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #601 | scrumptious reagent | 50 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |