| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #16 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1,234 |
| #14 | Dyspepsi grenade | 783 |
| #21 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4,951 |
| #10 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 252 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #7 | lucky lighter | 313 |
| 🥈 | mint-condition magic wand | 21 |
| #13 | moist sack | 2 |
| #36 | sealhide seal doll | 131 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |