| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2163 | Crimbuck | 23 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #68 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 524 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1648 | duct tape | 6 |
| #1113 | empty agua de vida bottle | 7 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #216 | figurine of a stinking seal | 10 |
| #244 | filthy lucre | 133 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #243 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #240 | memory of an A | 3 |
| #162 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 7 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |