| #222 | "DRINK ME" potion | 112 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbuck | 3,448 |
| #722 | FDKOL commendation | 20 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #24 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 100 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #303 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 11 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #267 | awful poetry journal | 572 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #105 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #17 | marshmallow | 24,810 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #164 | philter of phorce | 10 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #162 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 10 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #177 | queen cookie | 4 |
| #855 | ridiculous cocktail | 7 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |