long pig

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#522Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler2
#568Blood Light1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#575CRIMBCO wine13
#270Crimbo candied pecan50
#267Crimbo fudge54
#73Crimbo paste1
#289Crimbo peppermint bark46
#3213Crimbuck1
#632NPZR chemistry set1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#678anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#545bite-me-red lipstick2
#10bottle of Cochon Noir1
#2561bottle of goofballs7
#5247box of sunshine6
#232broken carburetor1
#540burst hellseal brain6
#289chainsaw chain1
#292dusty bottle of Marsala65
#364dusty bottle of Merlot46
#271dusty bottle of Muscat78
#467dusty bottle of Pinot Noir26
#428dusty bottle of Port33
#318dusty bottle of Zinfandel52
#392empty Cloaca-Cola bottle28
#1440facsimile dictionary3
#80fairy-worn boots1
#744fat stacks of cash7
#324funhouse mirror1
#728garish pinky ring3
#380ghost trap1
#120hideous egg21
#19lewd playing card55
#12long pork899
🥇long pork casserole1,508
#13long pork chop sandwiches89
#55long pork lasagna4
#520necrotizing body spray1
#91odor extractor1
#1429pet rock4
#180phish stick6
#532press-on ribs1
#58ridiculous belt1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#627shredded hellseal hide3
#228silver shotgun shell1
#1272slow jam collection1
#371sorority brain1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1367stuffed Baron von Ratsworth27
#8935stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1534stuffed Meat23
#6272stuffed angry cow4
#7878stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7024stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#1082stuffed key39
#1964stuffed martini1
#1469stuffed mink24
#1473stuffed monocle25
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#475stuffed shoulder parrot46
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7676stuffed snowy owl2
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#133stuffed stab bat2
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#1641stuffed teddy butler20
#1584stuffed tin of caviar21
#953stuffed treasure chest50
#1586teddy bear2
#1592teddy borg2
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6231tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#696toast1,146
#2526toothsome rock1
#1479valuable trinket20

Wow, that's 4,747 items total!

what items are this player missing?