| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #270 | Crimbo candied pecan | 50 |
| #267 | Crimbo fudge | 54 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #289 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 46 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #545 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
| #2561 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #5247 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #540 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #292 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 65 |
| #364 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 46 |
| #271 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 78 |
| #467 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 26 |
| #428 | dusty bottle of Port | 33 |
| #318 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 52 |
| #392 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 28 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #80 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #744 | fat stacks of cash | 7 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #19 | lewd playing card | 55 |
| #12 | long pork | 899 |
| 🥇 | long pork casserole | 1,508 |
| #13 | long pork chop sandwiches | 89 |
| #55 | long pork lasagna | 4 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #627 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1367 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 27 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1534 | stuffed Meat | 23 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1082 | stuffed key | 39 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1469 | stuffed mink | 24 |
| #1473 | stuffed monocle | 25 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #475 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 46 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7676 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1641 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #1584 | stuffed tin of caviar | 21 |
| #953 | stuffed treasure chest | 50 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #696 | toast | 1,146 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1479 | valuable trinket | 20 |