| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #195 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 10 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #728 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |