| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #140 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #228 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 10 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #90 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #79 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 17 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #202 | corrupted data | 101 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #666 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #56 | intriguing puzzle box | 6 |
| #64 | marshmallow flambé | 7 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #62 | ridiculous sandwich | 22 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #71 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #149 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #239 | squirming egg sac | 58 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #76 | unearthed potsherd | 55 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |