| #37 | Blatantly Canadian | 358 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #234 | Divine | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #891 | Mad Train wine | 42 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #110 | a little sump'm sump'm | 40 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #130 | beertini | 17 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #375 | bloody beer | 28 |
| #155 | bloody mary | 14 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #359 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #32 | calle de miel | 95 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #76 | cool mushroom wine | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #120 | dry vodka martini | 4 |
| #15 | ducha de oro | 169 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #162 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 29 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #308 | fine wine | 19 |
| #74 | flaming mushroom wine | 6 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #23 | fuzzbump | 264 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #338 | green beer | 42 |
| #121 | grog | 20 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #17 | horizontal tango | 178 |
| #608 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 114 |
| #84 | ice-cold fotie | 1,010 |
| #155 | ice-cold six-pack | 110 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #464 | martini | 3 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #106 | monkey wrench | 24 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #20 | ocean motion | 267 |
| #162 | old-fashioned | 3 |
| #40 | papaya sling | 68 |
| #71 | papaya slung | 31 |
| #40 | perpendicular hula | 97 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #88 | pink pony | 58 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #575 | porquoise | 13 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | redrum | 11 |
| #110 | rockin' wagon | 24 |
| #104 | roll in the hay | 59 |
| #59 | rum and cola | 43 |
| #218 | salty dog | 109 |
| #50 | salty slug | 44 |
| #61 | sangria | 24 |
| #128 | screwdriver | 21 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #141 | shot of flower schnapps | 7 |
| #121 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 48 |
| #121 | shot of orange schnapps | 52 |
| #258 | shot of tomato schnapps | 14 |
| #457 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 7 |
| 🥉 | slap and tickle | 5,176 |
| #30 | slip 'n' slide | 190 |
| #122 | spiced rum | 9 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #145 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #241 | strawberry daiquiri | 14 |
| #83 | strawberry wine | 31 |
| #550 | string of blue beads | 22 |
| #584 | string of green beads | 21 |
| #613 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥉 | tambourine | 17,000 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #105 | tequila with training wheels | 14 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #111 | tomato daiquiri | 14 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #10 | twinkly powder | 9,500 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #37 | vodka and cranberry | 68 |
| #168 | vodka stratocaster | 3 |
| #34 | whiskey and cola | 104 |
| #193 | whiskey and soda | 5 |
| #16 | whiskey sour | 293 |
| #241 | white Canadian | 13 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #216 | wine spritzer | 4 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #185 | yeti fur | 1,364 |