| #37 | Blatantly Canadian | 358 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #894 | Mad Train wine | 42 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #109 | a little sump'm sump'm | 40 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #131 | beertini | 17 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #378 | bloody beer | 28 |
| #156 | bloody mary | 14 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #360 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #33 | calle de miel | 95 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #105 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #78 | cool mushroom wine | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #120 | dry vodka martini | 4 |
| #16 | ducha de oro | 169 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #162 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 29 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #308 | fine wine | 19 |
| #74 | flaming mushroom wine | 6 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #23 | fuzzbump | 264 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #338 | green beer | 42 |
| #122 | grog | 20 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #17 | horizontal tango | 178 |
| #609 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 114 |
| #84 | ice-cold fotie | 1,010 |
| #156 | ice-cold six-pack | 110 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #465 | martini | 3 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #106 | monkey wrench | 24 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #20 | ocean motion | 267 |
| #164 | old-fashioned | 3 |
| #40 | papaya sling | 68 |
| #72 | papaya slung | 31 |
| #41 | perpendicular hula | 97 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #89 | pink pony | 58 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #578 | porquoise | 13 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #173 | redrum | 11 |
| #111 | rockin' wagon | 24 |
| #105 | roll in the hay | 59 |
| #61 | rum and cola | 43 |
| #219 | salty dog | 109 |
| #50 | salty slug | 44 |
| #62 | sangria | 24 |
| #128 | screwdriver | 21 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #143 | shot of flower schnapps | 7 |
| #121 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 48 |
| #121 | shot of orange schnapps | 52 |
| #261 | shot of tomato schnapps | 14 |
| #458 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 7 |
| 🥉 | slap and tickle | 5,176 |
| #31 | slip 'n' slide | 190 |
| #124 | spiced rum | 9 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #147 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #241 | strawberry daiquiri | 14 |
| #83 | strawberry wine | 31 |
| #549 | string of blue beads | 22 |
| #583 | string of green beads | 21 |
| #612 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥉 | tambourine | 17,000 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #107 | tequila with training wheels | 14 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #112 | tomato daiquiri | 14 |
| #653 | top | 7 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #10 | twinkly powder | 9,500 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #37 | vodka and cranberry | 68 |
| #169 | vodka stratocaster | 3 |
| #34 | whiskey and cola | 104 |
| #195 | whiskey and soda | 5 |
| #16 | whiskey sour | 293 |
| #243 | white Canadian | 13 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #217 | wine spritzer | 4 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #185 | yeti fur | 1,364 |