| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #198 | CSA fire-starting kit | 73 |
| #159 | Camp Scout pup tent | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #985 | Crimbuck | 670 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #634 | dense meat stack | 29 |
| #309 | fat loot token | 5 |
| #9 | figurine of an ancient seal | 400 |
| #468 | filthy lucre | 83 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #689 | ten-leaf clover | 9 |