| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #37 | Atomic Comic | 8 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #430 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1313 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #1917 | Crimbuck | 53 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #213 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 14 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #11 | adder | 1,218 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #11 | attorney's badge | 361 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | big dribbly candle | 1,400 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #363 | box of sunshine | 1,087 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #79 | candy kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #244 | cat appendix | 17 |
| #306 | catgut | 24 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #342 | dense meat stack | 503 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #416 | elven cellocello | 33 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #364 | herringcello | 34 |
| #220 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 30 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #331 | kiwi | 2 |
| #285 | large box | 20 |
| #185 | leathery cat skin | 75 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #1083 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #11 | s'more | 20,298 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #51 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #201 | space junk | 3 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #103 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #15 | unearthly onyx | 142 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #110 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |