| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #339 | CRIMBCO wine | 22 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #219 | bath ball gift set | 22 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #45 | festive sausage | 48 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #538 | garish pinky ring | 7 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #176 | motivational poster | 22 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1361 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 27 |
| #1838 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1221 | stuffed Meat | 34 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #999 | stuffed key | 45 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2136 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1309 | stuffed mink | 30 |
| #1602 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1849 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1543 | stuffed tin of caviar | 22 |
| #1260 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |