| #935 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #141 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 33 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #330 | acoustic guitarrr | 11 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #128 | arrrgyle socks | 22 |
| #251 | asparagus knife | 35 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #874 | awful poetry journal | 45 |
| #620 | barrrnacle | 23 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #799 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #425 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #433 | can of Binarrrca | 22 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1727 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #215 | crowbarrr | 11 |
| #134 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 8 |
| #870 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #1735 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #141 | eyepatch | 77 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #242 | ga-ga radio | 11 |
| #367 | ghuol egg | 49 |
| #1108 | gingerbread bugbear | 18 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | leotarrrd | 22 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #461 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| š„ | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #29 | ram-battering staff | 11 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #192 | safarrri hat | 11 |
| #200 | skeleton bone | 278 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #218 | stalk of asparagus | 48 |
| #116 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 154 |
| #151 | sunken chest | 111 |
| #47 | swashbuckling pants | 143 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #1202 | toast | 425 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #341 | valuable trinket | 264 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |