| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #518 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #262 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 5 |
| #342 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 5 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #153 | The Cooler Out of Space | 20 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #434 | bite-me-red lipstick | 17 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #467 | necrotizing body spray | 4 |
| #52 | phish stick | 20 |
| #476 | press-on ribs | 4 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #436 | whisker pencil | 4 |