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| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #20 | 7-inch discus | 3 |
| #811 | Angry Farmer candy | 60 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #300 | Cold Hots candy | 23 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #808 | Daffy Taffy | 33 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
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| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin tongs | 5 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #561 | Meleegra™ pills | 12 |
| #385 | Monstar energy beverage | 7 |
| #2086 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #623 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 2 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #169 | anti-anti-antidote | 29 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #313 | big bass drum | 2 |
| #610 | big red clown nose | 6 |
| #204 | bird rib | 7 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #446 | bit-o-cactus | 4 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #456 | bloody clown pants | 10 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #168 | candied kobold | 19 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #53 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 41 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #447 | chorizo taco | 6 |
| #496 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #272 | coffin lid | 5 |
| #826 | cog | 10 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #457 | cool whip | 5 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #272 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #331 | dented harmonica | 3 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1208 | disco ball | 8 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #259 | dreadlock whip | 3 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #108 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 11 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #248 | half-sized guitar | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #492 | honey-dipped locust | 2 |
| #146 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 12 |
| #589 | hot date | 2 |
| #1371 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #739 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #417 | keg shield | 2 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #610 | lead necklace | 10 |
| #450 | leather chaps | 4 |
| #755 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #87 | lotion of hotness | 15 |
| #514 | lump of diamond | 2 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #377 | maple syrup | 11 |
| #420 | mariachi G-string | 5 |
| #948 | mariachi pants | 5 |
| #819 | marzipan skull | 7 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #839 | milky potion | 2 |
| #79 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #374 | mullet wig | 3 |
| #277 | mummy costume | 25 |
| #354 | natural fennel soda | 5 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #64 | palm-frond whip | 3 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #301 | panty raider camouflage | 3 |
| #1293 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #778 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #68 | pear tart | 10 |
| #1048 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #799 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #391 | pile of jumping beans | 6 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #257 | spooky bark | 68 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |