| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #404 | baconstone | 20 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #246 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #788 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #409 | hamethyst | 20 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #1250 | valuable trinket | 30 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |