#158 | "DRINK ME" potion | 240 |
#9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
#6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
#79 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 21 |
#585 | Crimbuck | 1,762 |
#313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
#39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
#4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
#235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
#231 | Goodfella contract | 211 |
#487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#94 | Instant Karma | 120 |
#51 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 19 |
#6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
#292 | Microplushie: Bropane | 40 |
#274 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 13 |
#292 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 17 |
#451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
#271 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 35 |
#300 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 43 |
#352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
#299 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 20 |
#278 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 53 |
#274 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 29 |
#300 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 34 |
#321 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 21 |
#156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
#245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#48 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 23 |
#9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
#776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
#21 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 2 |
#512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#200 | baggie of powdered sugar | 134 |
#96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
#93 | bone meal | 6 |
🥉 | bottle of goofballs | 1,714 |
#57 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 15 |
#93 | bowl of fishysoisse | 9 |
🥉 | buoybottoms | 1,001 |
#41 | can of V-11 | 10 |
#277 | delicious salad | 200 |
#197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
#218 | epic wad | 2 |
#199 | extra-greasy slider | 12 |
#80 | foreign box | 2 |
#109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
#371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
#42 | grue egg | 295 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#187 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 12 |
#58 | jar of squeeze | 11 |
#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
#272 | personal massager | 97 |
#106 | petrified time | 4 |
#44 | pork elf goodies sack | 137 |
#88 | reflection of a map | 9 |
#372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
🥉 | salty dog | 1,181,364 |
#231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
#69 | sauce of the ages | 2 |
#126 | secret from the future | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#61 | smoldering box | 2 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
#562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
#945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
#1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
#1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
#791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
#1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
#774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
#764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
#1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
#1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
#1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
#1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
#1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
#1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
#1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
#1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
#1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
#1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
#1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
#1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
#1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
#1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
#1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#15 | tooth | 364 |
#4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
#249 | voodoo snuff | 6 |