| #157 | "DRINK ME" potion | 240 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #79 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 21 |
| #585 | Crimbuck | 1,762 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #230 | Goodfella contract | 211 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #96 | Instant Karma | 120 |
| #51 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 19 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #294 | Microplushie: Bropane | 40 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 13 |
| #296 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 17 |
| #455 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #274 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 35 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 43 |
| #354 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 20 |
| #281 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 53 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 29 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 34 |
| #322 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 21 |
| #157 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #48 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 23 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #21 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 2 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #200 | baggie of powdered sugar | 134 |
| #96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
| #93 | bone meal | 6 |
| 🥉 | bottle of goofballs | 1,714 |
| #58 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 15 |
| #93 | bowl of fishysoisse | 9 |
| 🥉 | buoybottoms | 1,001 |
| #43 | can of V-11 | 10 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #200 | extra-greasy slider | 12 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #372 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #45 | grue egg | 295 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #189 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 12 |
| #58 | jar of squeeze | 11 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #274 | personal massager | 97 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #44 | pork elf goodies sack | 137 |
| #92 | reflection of a map | 9 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥉 | salty dog | 1,181,364 |
| #235 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #68 | sauce of the ages | 2 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #16 | tooth | 364 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #251 | voodoo snuff | 6 |