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| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #264 | Chroner | 170 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
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| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
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| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
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| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1409 | box of sunshine | 128 |
| #338 | burnt flower | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
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| #69 | ketchup hound | 212 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
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| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
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| #346 | palm frond | 15 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #221 | shard of double-ice | 10 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
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