| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 9 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | bakelite breeches | 3 |
| #5 | bakelite brooch | 2 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #209 | figurine of a charred seal | 15 |
| #43 | figurine of a cold seal | 92 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #246 | figurine of a slippery seal | 7 |
| #298 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #839 | spectre scepter | 38 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #1610 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #1409 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1893 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #2212 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1448 | stuffed scary death orb | 36 |
| #1956 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2187 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1848 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1260 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |