| #76 | BGE shotglass | 54 |
| #26 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 87 |
| #12 | Blood Light | 244 |
| #10 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 73 |
| #150 | Corpse Island iced tea | 35 |
| #19 | Ecto-Cooler | 44 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #39 | Go-Wassail | 516 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #12 | Silver Bullet beer | 155 |
| #45 | The Cooler Out of Space | 55 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #144 | bag of QWOP | 15 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #439 | banana | 10 |
| #144 | black paisley oyster egg | 29 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #350 | blue paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #253 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #1074 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #80 | bowl of fishysoisse | 10 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #499 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 18 |
| #510 | candied yams | 18 |
| #152 | chocolate cigar | 12 |
| #142 | corpse on the beach | 34 |
| #119 | corpsedriver | 39 |
| #190 | corpsetini | 26 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #332 | herbal stuffing | 24 |
| #316 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #28 | jar of squeeze | 20 |
| #280 | jerky coins | 78 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #481 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #136 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #81 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 23 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #249 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #410 | puce plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #193 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #168 | puce striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #201 | quantum taco | 140 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #162 | red plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1704 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #522 | tofurkey gravy | 17 |
| #535 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |