Eumenides

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1162CRIMBCO scrip35
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3010Crimbuck3
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#87Skullhead's Screw2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#3284candy cane4
#666candy knuckles4
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#2494club necklace2
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#1025daisy1
#2467diamond necklace2
#2080elven cellocello1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#924fancy opera glasses1
#478giant designer sunglasses8
#2400hamethyst1
#5199handful of confetti1
#1411heart necklace5
#1453jawbruiser2
#41jingle bell1
#836live wire1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#1890oyster basket1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#489potted fern1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1490rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#1522rubber WWSPD? bracelet5
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#149soggy seed packet8
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#1978spade necklace3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1500stuffed Baron von Ratsworth23
#2727stuffed Cheshire bitten17
#2248stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech22
#1440stuffed Meat26
#2630stuffed angry cow18
#1899stuffed astral badger27
#3793stuffed baby gravy fairy11
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#77stuffed carpenter3
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#3472stuffed cocoabo12
#590stuffed crazy bastard sword11
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#2713stuffed flaming gravy fairy18
#2689stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2292stuffed hand turkey22
#1589stuffed key17
#955stuffed martini7
#2474stuffed mind flayer20
#1362stuffed mink28
#1294stuffed monocle31
#714stuffed ninja snowman5
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#3091stuffed scary death orb15
#1922stuffed shoulder parrot9
#2474stuffed sleazy gravy fairy20
#2961stuffed snowy owl15
#3067stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#423stuffed spooky mushroom19
#2346stuffed stinky gravy fairy21
#1266stuffed teddy butler32
#1349stuffed tin of caviar29
#1309stuffed treasure chest27
#3224stuffed undead elbow macaroni14
#85stuffed walrus3
#83sturdy sword hilt2
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#210throwing wrench13
#211tiny Mountie hat2
#122tiny fly glasses2
#1700tiny house1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#1484tiny plastic Axe Wound5
#662tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth7
#1544tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#501tiny plastic Boss Bat9
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1519tiny plastic Cheshire bat12
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1512tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#1164tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer8
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#652tiny plastic Felonia7
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#1761tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#1739tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#1067tiny plastic Hellion7
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#816tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter9
#932tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#935tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist8
#1236tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#716tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy10
#797tiny plastic Protagonist9
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#1746tiny plastic Spunky Princess4
#569tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski8
#1190tiny plastic The Man4
#834tiny plastic Trouser Snake9
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#2158tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#1057tiny plastic accordion thief5
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#1856tiny plastic angry goat10
#1742tiny plastic anime smiley4
#1457tiny plastic apathetic lizardman5
#935tiny plastic astronomer8
#2557tiny plastic baby gravy fairy7
#2258tiny plastic barrrnacle8
#1213tiny plastic beanbat6
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#2493tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#1235tiny plastic blooper6
#923tiny plastic brainsweeper8
#1447tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#2502tiny plastic cocoabo7
#1988tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1069tiny plastic cubist bull7
#1059tiny plastic demoninja7
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#1086tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker7
#826tiny plastic fluffy bunny9
#1414tiny plastic fruit golem5
#1830tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#2248tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick8
#1659tiny plastic ghuol whelp11
#1216tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#752tiny plastic goth giant10
#2484tiny plastic grue7
#649tiny plastic handsome mariachi11
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#1110tiny plastic killer bee16
#1461tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#1519tiny plastic levitating potato12
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#2008tiny plastic mosquito9
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2039tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime9
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1464tiny plastic scary clown5
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1474tiny plastic smarmy pirate5
#1214tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#856tiny plastic spooky vampire9
#2016tiny plastic stab bat9
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker9
#597tiny plastic taco cat12
#1202tiny plastic topiary golem6
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1257tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni6
#1705tiny plastic warwelf4
#930tiny plastic whitesnake8
#919tiny plastic zmobie8

Wow, that's 1,309 items total!

what items are this player missing?