| #757 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #573 | Cloaca-Cola | 53 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #349 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #881 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #507 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 122 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #228 | Ent cider | 50 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #486 | abominable snowcone | 20 |
| #89 | aspirin | 8 |
| #326 | bag of Cheat-Os | 27 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #375 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #444 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #627 | crazy little Turkish delight | 8 |
| #233 | disco ball | 222 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #730 | eggnog | 24 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #284 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #647 | felt | 14 |
| #971 | fruitcake | 20 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #791 | googly eye | 16 |
| #845 | herbal stuffing | 9 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #733 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #83 | opera mask | 11 |
| #309 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #319 | salty slug | 4 |
| #91 | spork | 29 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #638 | stuffing | 14 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #979 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #892 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2152 | toast | 73 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #105 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #396 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #265 | wooden block | 11 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |