| #759 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #573 | Cloaca-Cola | 53 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #348 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #508 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 122 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #229 | Ent cider | 50 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #486 | abominable snowcone | 20 |
| #89 | aspirin | 8 |
| #326 | bag of Cheat-Os | 27 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #188 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1299 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1528 | candy cane | 20 |
| #376 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #444 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #625 | crazy little Turkish delight | 8 |
| #234 | disco ball | 222 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #729 | eggnog | 24 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #285 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #648 | felt | 14 |
| #971 | fruitcake | 20 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #791 | googly eye | 16 |
| #846 | herbal stuffing | 9 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #735 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #83 | opera mask | 11 |
| #310 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #320 | salty slug | 4 |
| #91 | spork | 29 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #639 | stuffing | 14 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #935 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #983 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1377 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #893 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2156 | toast | 73 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #105 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #397 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #267 | wooden block | 11 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |