| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #279 | figurine of a cold seal | 22 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #29 | overloaded micro-reactor | 435 |
| #29 | pitted sheet metal | 424 |
| #96 | plastic ingot | 220 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #36 | sparking robo-battery | 370 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |