| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #754 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #53 | Hatorade | 10 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #780 | Valentine | 21 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #176 | broken cellular phone | 30 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #342 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 19 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #162 | ice-cold Willer | 461 |
| #130 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | leather chaps | 2,507 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1209 | pail | 4 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #233 | pixellated candy heart | 77 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #125 | poultrygeist | 7 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #407 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #64 | special sauce glove | 2 |
| #803 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #805 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #912 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |