| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #53 | Hatorade | 10 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #781 | Valentine | 21 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #176 | broken cellular phone | 30 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #341 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 19 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #162 | ice-cold Willer | 461 |
| #131 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | leather chaps | 2,507 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #232 | pixellated candy heart | 77 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #125 | poultrygeist | 7 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #408 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #64 | special sauce glove | 2 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #804 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |