| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1249 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #461 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1323 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #417 | anticheese | 11 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #685 | bowl of cottage cheese | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #400 | fine wine | 11 |
| #115 | goat | 11 |
| #571 | goat cheese | 11 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #11 | vampagne | 36 |