| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #855 | FDKOL commendation | 6 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #356 | Schrödinger's thermos | 50 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #164 | colorful plastic ball | 358 |
| #563 | delicious salad | 78 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #86 | quantum taco | 431 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #127 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3340 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4332 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |