| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #857 | FDKOL commendation | 6 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #356 | Schrödinger's thermos | 50 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #164 | colorful plastic ball | 358 |
| #564 | delicious salad | 78 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #714 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #86 | quantum taco | 431 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |