| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #220 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |