| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #89 | Ent cider | 172 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #7 | Knob Goblin love potion | 15,532 |
| #254 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 15 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #810 | badass belt | 65 |
| #8 | bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #95 | blood flower | 141 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #973 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #1343 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #63 | deodorant | 70 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #401 | easter egg balloon | 54 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #603 | grue egg | 44 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #655 | jazz soap | 42 |
| #664 | joybuzzer | 43 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 4,727 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #52 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #227 | pork elf goodies sack | 34 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #31 | reodorant | 425 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #342 | spectral pickle | 40 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #209 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #158 | star | 500 |
| #44 | stolen accordion | 4,166 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #26 | supportive bra | 559 |
| #441 | teddy bear | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #704 | whoopie cushion | 43 |
| #143 | zombie pineal gland | 27 |