| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1108 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #89 | Ent cider | 172 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #7 | Knob Goblin love potion | 15,532 |
| #254 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 15 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #809 | badass belt | 65 |
| #8 | bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #95 | blood flower | 141 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #979 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #1347 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #63 | deodorant | 70 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #401 | easter egg balloon | 54 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #608 | grue egg | 44 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #657 | jazz soap | 42 |
| #663 | joybuzzer | 43 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 4,727 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #53 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #228 | pork elf goodies sack | 34 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #31 | reodorant | 425 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #344 | spectral pickle | 40 |
| #482 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #291 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #208 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #158 | star | 500 |
| #45 | stolen accordion | 4,166 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #26 | supportive bra | 559 |
| #441 | teddy bear | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #702 | whoopie cushion | 43 |
| #143 | zombie pineal gland | 27 |