| #737 | 30669 scroll | 4 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #554 | 334 scroll | 6 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #186 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 70 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| š„ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #343 | Ram's Face Lager | 80 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #240 | around the world | 8 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #954 | bar skin | 3 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #759 | bat wing | 5 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #525 | beach glass bead | 3 |
| #860 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #513 | beer helmet | 3 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #481 | black pension check | 3 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #890 | black pixel | 3 |
| #522 | black pudding | 2 |
| #509 | black snake skin | 7 |
| #425 | blue pixel | 132 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #842 | bottle of rum | 22 |
| #411 | bottle opener belt buckle | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #474 | box | 18 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneā¢ | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #138 | carob chunks | 71 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #453 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #135 | clay peace-sign bead | 56 |
| #652 | clown shoes | 2 |
| #462 | clown skin | 10 |
| #853 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 13 |
| #953 | coconut shell | 6 |
| #850 | cog | 9 |
| #272 | crazy little Turkish delight | 54 |
| #768 | demon skin | 3 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #308 | disintegrating quill pen | 22 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #609 | dry noodles | 63 |
| #765 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #719 | evil golden arch | 4 |
| #174 | filthy knitted dread sack | 54 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #537 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #319 | green pixel | 172 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #951 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 37 |
| #224 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 29 |
| #595 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #175 | patchouli incense stick | 177 |
| #161 | phat turquoise bead | 63 |
| #768 | procrastination potion | 16 |
| #2266 | rogue swarmer | 18 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #2356 | toast | 44 |
| #1067 | yeti fur | 23 |