| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #61 | antimatter wad | 7 |
| #80 | brain preservation fluid | 5 |
| 🥇 | handful of tips | 16,420 |
| 🥇 | loofah lumps | 21 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #175 | twinkly wad | 1,862 |