| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #11 | boilermaker | 371 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #191 | figurine of a cold seal | 33 |
| #63 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 6 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #85 | figurine of a stinking seal | 25 |
| #197 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #137 | figurine of an ancient seal | 6 |
| #67 | figurine of an armored seal | 6 |
| #44 | fossilized baboon skull | 15 |
| #47 | fossilized bat skull | 14 |
| #148 | fossilized limb | 77 |
| #71 | fossilized serpent skull | 12 |
| #508 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #78 | fossilized spine | 27 |
| #93 | fossilized torso | 67 |
| #68 | fossilized wing | 58 |
| #53 | fossilized wyrm skull | 13 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #48 | seal-blubber candle | 100 |
| #26 | smoked potsherd | 41 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #814 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #734 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #486 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 14 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #140 | unearthed potsherd | 30 |
| #191 | volcanic ash | 34 |