Flared

RankItemQuantity
#784ASCII shirt1
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#1051Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#699Loudmouth Larry Lamprey10
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#361agua de vida1
#1594barrrnacle3
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#721black-and-blue light11
#655blue plasma ball20
#801cheap studded belt1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#804empty agua de vida bottle77
#682flavored foot massage oil10
#490mulled cider1
#991mummy costume1
#559personal massager11
#982personalized coffee mug1
#897petrified wood1
#626potato sprout3
#1102pumpkinhead mask1
#402ribbon candy1
#197scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker45
#240scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker38
#255scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker42
#239scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker30
#213scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker34
#241scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker28
#799stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#2307stuffed Baron von Ratsworth8
#4509stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#4246stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech9
#2147stuffed Meat10
#4528stuffed angry cow8
#3987stuffed astral badger10
#4584stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#5193stuffed cocoabo6
#3827stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#3221stuffed frozen gravy fairy14
#3242stuffed hand turkey14
#2012stuffed key8
#3197stuffed mind flayer14
#2639stuffed mink4
#2574stuffed monocle5
#4050stuffed scary death orb10
#2458stuffed shoulder parrot6
#3756stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#4404stuffed snowy owl8
#4956stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#5298stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#2395stuffed teddy butler7
#2093stuffed tin of caviar11
#2419stuffed treasure chest3
#4904stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#1226sunken chest1
#651tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2850tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#425tiny plastic Axe Wound16
#662tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth7
#1546tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#654tiny plastic Black Knight11
#1510tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#3081tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#937tiny plastic Cheshire bat19
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#515tiny plastic Crimbo elf19
#455tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer20
#488tiny plastic Crimbo wreath7
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#649tiny plastic G Imp11
#824tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser9
#2791tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#549tiny plastic Hellion13
#664tiny plastic Iiti Kitty11
#1492tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#722tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter10
#539tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl13
#379tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist18
#588tiny plastic Knott Yeti12
#645tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy11
#583tiny plastic Protagonist12
#660tiny plastic Spam Witch11
#497tiny plastic Spunky Princess14
#1192tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#1191tiny plastic The Man4
#1072tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#1282tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#844tiny plastic XXX pr0n9
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1259tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#6125tiny plastic angry goat2
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#651tiny plastic apathetic lizardman11
#605tiny plastic astronomer12
#1063tiny plastic baby gravy fairy17
#996tiny plastic barrrnacle18
#645tiny plastic beanbat11
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#978tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball18
#659tiny plastic blooper11
#648tiny plastic brainsweeper11
#835tiny plastic briefcase bat9
#661tiny plastic cocoabo26
#686tiny plastic coffee pixie24
#1503tiny plastic conservationist hippy3
#653tiny plastic cubist bull11
#457tiny plastic demoninja15
#610tiny plastic disco bandit8
#1084tiny plastic drunk goat7
#444tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus16
#736tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker10
#719tiny plastic fluffy bunny10
#828tiny plastic fruit golem9
#684tiny plastic fuzzy dice25
#712tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick24
#987tiny plastic ghuol whelp18
#715tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers10
#548tiny plastic goth giant13
#984tiny plastic grue18
#714tiny plastic handsome mariachi10
#1361tiny plastic hermit4
#598tiny plastic howling balloon monkey28
#1185tiny plastic killer bee15
#658tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box11
#952tiny plastic leprechaun19
#999tiny plastic levitating potato18
#633tiny plastic lobsterfrogman11
#617tiny plastic mosquito27
#365tiny plastic ninja snowman19
#1346tiny plastic pastamancer4
#753tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime23
#694tiny plastic sauceror7
#857tiny plastic scary clown9
#1033tiny plastic seal clubber5
#1217tiny plastic senile lihc6
#555tiny plastic smarmy pirate13
#827tiny plastic spiny skelelton9
#885tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton20
#368tiny plastic spooky vampire18
#1155tiny plastic stab bat16
#860tiny plastic star starfish20
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#717tiny plastic sweet nutcracker13
#597tiny plastic taco cat12
#477tiny plastic topiary golem14
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#735tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni10
#602tiny plastic warwelf12
#500tiny plastic whitesnake14
#1767tiny plastic zmobie4
#1050titanium assault umbrella1
#2410valuable trinket1
#668vampire collar1
#602white hat hacker T-shirt1
#123white snakeskin duster1
#1028wolfman mask1
#177yak anorak1

Wow, that's 1,670 items total!

what items are this player missing?