pooponastick

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1417Boss Bat britches7
#965Codpiece of the Goblin King7
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1744Crown of the Goblin King11
#879Drowsy Sword17
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#1181Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet21
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#625Yellow Moon of Compassion5
#658Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#2994badass belt15
#1729bottle of goofballs13
#794drywall axe13
#743ennui-flavored potato chips16
#868facsimile dictionary9
#1079giant discarded bottlecap3
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#535giant discarded torn-up glove8
#1593giant pinky ring5
#316grue egg omelette8
#1725handful of confetti21
#556radium-flavored potato chips61
#871really dense meat stack6
#456rib of the Bonerdagon4
#1077shiny ring19
#1678solid gold bowling ball5
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#851vertebra of the Bonerdagon8
#632wintergreen-flavored potato chips30

Wow, that's 387 items total!

what items are this player missing?