| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #168 | Corpse Island iced tea | 31 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #233 | corpse on the beach | 22 |
| #137 | corpsedriver | 35 |
| #385 | corpsetini | 13 |
| #134 | cursed black pearl onion | 14 |
| #219 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 7 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #162 | cursed voodoo skull | 10 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #862 | duct tape | 27 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #144 | dusty animal jawbone | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #88 | enchanted handwarmer | 2 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #600 | hobo nickel | 300 |
| #51 | jar of squeeze | 12 |
| #221 | llama lama gong | 11 |
| #104 | mandarina colada | 8 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #417 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #445 | roasted marshmallow | 65 |
| #421 | robotronic egg | 61 |
| #192 | rogue swarmer | 130 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #237 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 17 |
| #254 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 28 |
| #295 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 16 |
| #278 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 12 |
| #269 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 11 |
| #280 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 11 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #212 | steamy ruby | 6 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #464 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #2331 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2311 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2028 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #596 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #114 | vampire pearl | 6 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |