| #361 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #294 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 7 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #303 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 6 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #11 | ancient stone fist | 146 |
| #15 | ancient stone head | 85 |
| #427 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #18 | banana peel | 246 |
| #189 | beach glass bead | 30 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #313 | big bass drum | 2 |
| #685 | bilge wine | 3 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #198 | bone flute | 8 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #667 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #209 | clay peace-sign bead | 26 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #216 | denim axe | 2 |
| #197 | dented harmonica | 10 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | double-barreled sling | 31 |
| #422 | drab sonata | 8 |
| #406 | drum machine | 9 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #906 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #828 | flaregun | 2 |
| #52 | glass gnoll eye | 2 |
| #14 | glass of baboon milk | 160 |
| 🥇 | goblin autoblowgun | 475 |
| 🥈 | goblin hunting spear | 545 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #186 | half-sized guitar | 4 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #56 | hippy bongo | 48 |
| #239 | infernal fife | 4 |
| #180 | jungle drum | 3 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #229 | knob bugle | 4 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #310 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #186 | magic whistle | 11 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #207 | ocarina of space | 12 |
| #56 | office-supply crossbow | 4 |
| #106 | out-of-tune biwa | 3 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #284 | phat turquoise bead | 24 |
| #111 | plastic guitar | 28 |
| #223 | pocket theremin | 2 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #296 | pygmy pygment | 3 |
| #199 | pygmy spear | 2 |
| #116 | rave whistle | 88 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #1495 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1404 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1340 | stuffed monocle | 29 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1674 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1514 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #628 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #187 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #476 | witty rapier | 2 |
| #173 | world's smallest violin | 3 |
| #33 | wumpus hair | 50 |