| #362 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #294 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 7 |
| #767 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #305 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 6 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #11 | ancient stone fist | 146 |
| #15 | ancient stone head | 85 |
| #429 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #18 | banana peel | 246 |
| #189 | beach glass bead | 30 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #315 | big bass drum | 2 |
| #688 | bilge wine | 3 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #199 | bone flute | 8 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #668 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #208 | clay peace-sign bead | 26 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #217 | denim axe | 2 |
| #200 | dented harmonica | 10 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | double-barreled sling | 31 |
| #423 | drab sonata | 8 |
| #405 | drum machine | 9 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #827 | flaregun | 2 |
| #52 | glass gnoll eye | 2 |
| #14 | glass of baboon milk | 160 |
| 🥇 | goblin autoblowgun | 475 |
| 🥈 | goblin hunting spear | 545 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #187 | half-sized guitar | 4 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #56 | hippy bongo | 48 |
| #242 | infernal fife | 4 |
| #181 | jungle drum | 3 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #230 | knob bugle | 4 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #312 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #188 | magic whistle | 11 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #208 | ocarina of space | 12 |
| #57 | office-supply crossbow | 4 |
| #107 | out-of-tune biwa | 3 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #283 | phat turquoise bead | 24 |
| #111 | plastic guitar | 28 |
| #224 | pocket theremin | 2 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #296 | pygmy pygment | 3 |
| #199 | pygmy spear | 2 |
| #117 | rave whistle | 88 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1503 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #1500 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1408 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1345 | stuffed monocle | 29 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1676 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1517 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #629 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
| #344 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #188 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #476 | witty rapier | 2 |
| #174 | world's smallest violin | 3 |
| #34 | wumpus hair | 50 |