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| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |