| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #46 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 635 |
| 🥈 | Idol of Ak'gyxoth | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #55 | bag of park garbage | 2,782 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | innuendo | 1,381 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #49 | magical pony: Pearjack | 70 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #265 | meat stack | 167 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #52 | pocket wish | 22 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #49 | viral video | 1 |