| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 14 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #505 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #740 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #192 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 12 |
| #188 | magical pony: Pearjack | 10 |
| #211 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 10 |
| #252 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 7 |
| #170 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 14 |
| #184 | magical pony: Uniquity | 12 |
| #593 | personal massager | 9 |
| #811 | personalized coffee mug | 12 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #2199 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2129 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1176 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #2954 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2554 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #3035 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7029 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6851 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4061 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1657 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1613 | stuffed mink | 20 |
| #2572 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #5347 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2394 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2308 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1702 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |