| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |