| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #136 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 15 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #77 | cyclops eyedrops | 13 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #247 | pulsing flesh | 12 |
| #104 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #352 | scroll of drastic healing | 209 |
| #711 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 89 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #1700 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |