Dhirac

RankItemQuantity
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#967baggie of powdered sugar5
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1

Wow, that's 28 items total!

what items are this player missing?