| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #8 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 38 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1948 | Crimbuck | 48 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #121 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 13 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1277 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #221 | llama lama gong | 11 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #387 | scrumptious reagent | 200 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #236 | sugar sheet | 10 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |