| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1713 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #903 | bat wing | 2 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #393 | bronzed locust | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #805 | disease | 4 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #873 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #880 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #939 | frigid ninja stars | 4 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #429 | gremlin juice | 3 |
| #580 | hair spray | 2 |
| #590 | inkwell | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #596 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #934 | marzipan skull | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #759 | meat vortex | 12 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #425 | powdered organs | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #386 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #712 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #1446 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1756 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |