| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1715 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #902 | bat wing | 2 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #392 | bronzed locust | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1613 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #803 | disease | 4 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #861 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #872 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #902 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #936 | frigid ninja stars | 4 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #428 | gremlin juice | 3 |
| #579 | hair spray | 2 |
| #588 | inkwell | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #595 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #936 | marzipan skull | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #759 | meat vortex | 12 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #423 | powdered organs | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #385 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #710 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #1448 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1758 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |