| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #369 | Ent cider | 20 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #711 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #302 | blood flower | 32 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1007 | brine | 9 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #370 | green beer | 38 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #53 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 11,142 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #20 | jug-o-magicalness | 945 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #359 | mafia aria | 70 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #26 | patchouli incense stick | 1,057 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #896 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #182 | tofu casserole | 9 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #46 | vial of patchouli oil | 43 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |