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| #617 | 30669 scroll | 7 |
| #662 | 33398 scroll | 11 |
| #483 | 334 scroll | 9 |
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| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #508 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #63 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 14 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #492 | adder bladder | 8 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #434 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 8 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #652 | antique greaves | 3 |
| #386 | antique hand mirror | 6 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #693 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #727 | asparagus knife | 4 |
| #467 | asshat | 2 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #685 | bat wing | 7 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #713 | beer bomb | 9 |
| #462 | beer bong | 2 |
| #480 | beer helmet | 4 |
| #332 | beer lens | 6 |
| #454 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #551 | big red clown nose | 8 |
| #257 | bird rib | 4 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #476 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #363 | black helmet | 5 |
| #288 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #354 | black pension check | 8 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #556 | black pixel | 24 |
| #422 | black pudding | 4 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #544 | black snake skin | 6 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #567 | blackberry | 7 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #634 | blue pixel | 55 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #474 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 7 |
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| #915 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #841 | bottle of whiskey | 15 |
| #381 | bottle opener belt buckle | 4 |
| #293 | bowl of cottage cheese | 86 |
| #525 | box | 15 |
| #549 | boxed wine | 25 |
| #1524 | brick | 11 |
| #478 | briefcase | 6 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
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| #519 | brown sugar cane | 3 |
| #863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #449 | bugbear beanie | 11 |
| #532 | bugbear bungguard | 8 |
| #436 | bullet-proof corduroys | 4 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #234 | buoybottoms | 3 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #505 | canopic jar | 3 |
| #424 | carbonated soy milk | 4 |
| #310 | carbonated water lily | 12 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #755 | cast | 7 |
| #487 | cat appendix | 4 |
| #502 | catgut | 9 |
| #1613 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #166 | cheap cigar butt | 15 |
| #270 | chef's hat | 41 |
| #562 | chewing gum on a string | 7 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #653 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #523 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #585 | clown skin | 5 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #257 | cocktail napkin | 16 |
| #776 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 20 |
| #915 | coconut shell | 7 |
| #433 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #720 | cog | 15 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #484 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #422 | cool whip | 6 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #787 | cranberries | 10 |
| #424 | cream stout | 3 |
| #459 | creamsicle | 2 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #400 | dehydrated caviar | 8 |
| #623 | demon skin | 7 |
| #925 | dense meat stack | 6 |
| #268 | dented harmonica | 5 |
| #447 | deodorant | 3 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #496 | desiccated apricot | 6 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #488 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #769 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |