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| #618 | 30669 scroll | 7 |
| #662 | 33398 scroll | 11 |
| #484 | 334 scroll | 9 |
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| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
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| #510 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
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| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
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| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #63 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 14 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1476 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #504 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #494 | adder bladder | 8 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #435 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 8 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #670 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #455 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #654 | antique greaves | 3 |
| #385 | antique hand mirror | 6 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
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| #698 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #729 | asparagus knife | 4 |
| #469 | asshat | 2 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
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| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #686 | bat wing | 7 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1006 | batgut | 3 |
| #716 | beer bomb | 9 |
| #464 | beer bong | 2 |
| #483 | beer helmet | 4 |
| #332 | beer lens | 6 |
| #457 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #552 | big red clown nose | 8 |
| #256 | bird rib | 4 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #479 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #469 | black & tan | 2 |
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| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #364 | black helmet | 5 |
| #289 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #354 | black pension check | 8 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #559 | black pixel | 24 |
| #425 | black pudding | 4 |
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| #543 | black snake skin | 6 |
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| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #637 | blue pixel | 55 |
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| #473 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 7 |
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| #293 | bowl of cottage cheese | 86 |
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| #1524 | brick | 11 |
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| #864 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #449 | bugbear beanie | 11 |
| #534 | bugbear bungguard | 8 |
| #436 | bullet-proof corduroys | 4 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
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| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
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| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #754 | cast | 7 |
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| #501 | catgut | 9 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #166 | cheap cigar butt | 15 |
| #269 | chef's hat | 41 |
| #561 | chewing gum on a string | 7 |
| #246 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #653 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #526 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
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| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #258 | cocktail napkin | 16 |
| #776 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 20 |
| #924 | coconut shell | 7 |
| #435 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #718 | cog | 15 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #751 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #486 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #423 | cool whip | 6 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #788 | cranberries | 10 |
| #425 | cream stout | 3 |
| #460 | creamsicle | 2 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #400 | dehydrated caviar | 8 |
| #623 | demon skin | 7 |
| #929 | dense meat stack | 6 |
| #270 | dented harmonica | 5 |
| #448 | deodorant | 3 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #497 | desiccated apricot | 6 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #491 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #768 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |